Good news, bad news
Oh I'm sorry, did you think turning me from a linebacker into a hot girl would mess me up? Did you expect me to cry and beg forgiveness for all the times I bullied you? Or was I supposed to start respecting you for standing up to me? Ha, why would I when it isn't even your power that's doing this? We both know it's your girlfriend that's into all that magic shit. So, bad news, you went to all that trouble and I'm still twice the man you'll ever be, wimp. Good news, if you get over here and do a really good job eating my pussy I'll think about letting you watch when I seduce that freak girlfriend of yours.