Spindizzy's tales of transformation

  I'd tried everything to lose weight, diets, exercise, all kinds of supplements and plans. Nothing ever really worked. Maybe I'd shift a few pounds at first but I always end up right back where I started in the end. So, I was understandably sceptical when a packet labelled "Nu-You No Effort Miracle Diet Formula" fell through my door . The packaging carried all sorts of wild promises about the product changing my life and helping me achieve my dream, the usual. What did catch my eye was the complete absence of any mention of price just a number to call to "to receive future offers" from the company. Well, sceptical or not I couldn't say no to a freebie and there was always the fait hope it might work. I took three of the little pink pills before bed as instructed half expecting to be calling poison control before morning. What I couldn't possibly expect was to wake up looking like this! To be fair I did lose weight, along with about eight inches in h...

Suprise! Yup, that’s right I went to Nu-You and got myself a sexy new body. Aww, don’t look so down let’s face it you never much liked being my wife and if I’m being completely honest  I was never much good as a husband. Trust me this is much better I finally get to be who I really am, I’m free from my jealousy and envy of you and you are finally free to find a man who wants to have you instead of being you. We could go looking together, what do you say? Between the two of us the boys won’t know what’s hit them!

Posted on Tumblr; March 2014 Original picture from http://fedorshmidt.tumblr.com/