Bimbo’s Heels A request for Josh via email It had been almost a year since Mel walked out on me and I figured it was long past time I cleared her crap out of the house. Not that she had left much, a few DVD’s and CDs, a copy of Eat Pray Love, a few pieces of clothing. Not much to show for five years, I felt kind of silly for holding on to them for so long but I guess on some level I hadn’t accepted she wasn’t coming back. Not surprising really since I never quite understood why she was with me in the first place. I mean she was way out of my league, sexy, funny, charming, not too bright but the most incredible lay. No matter how I looked at it I had never been able to figure out why she would settle for a nobody like me, so maybe she left because my insecurity pushed her away or because she finally came to her senses and realised how much better she could do, I guess I’ll never know. Anyway I was turning all this over in my head for the millionth time as is I bagged up her rem...