"Hey! Get back here you damn bug eyed saucer jockeys!" Alan yelled at the departing UFO but if the craft's otherworldly crew heard him they gave no sign of it. "I don't think they're coming back sweetie," his girlfriend, Maria, told him gently taking his hand. Alan sighed his eyes dropping down to take in the full breast that now adorned his chest. "God damn baby," he groaned his new feminine voice sounding both familiar and strange in his ears " this is messed up. I mean I love your body but am I really going to have live in a copy of it? How the hell am I going to manage? What about, you know, us?" "Sh, sh, baby," Maria tried to reassure him "We'll work it out. We just have to take things one at a time. Starting with finding us some clothes." "Clothes?" Alan asked confused. "Yes honey," Maria said finding it hard not to laugh at the sheer absurdity of the situation "those space j