Fairy's Wish (but not mine!)
Thanks to the fairy's magic, I was now a real princess. Known throughout the land for my beauty, charm, and elegance. Destined to marry a handsome prince and live a life of pampered luxury. Of course, the fairy never bothered to ask if I actually wanted any of that. True to her capricious nature, she flitted into my life one day, turned everything I knew on its head, and vanished in a shower of golden sparkles. If she stayed a moment longer, I might have at least asked why would she'd ever think I'd enjoy being the arm candy/baby factory of some inbred aristocrat? The truth is I was perfectly content living as a humble stable boy. I never had the slightest desire to be a girl, not even a rich one!