Cursed Idol

Trust me bro when they say don’t touch the exhibits you should really listen. 

Yeah I know what you are thinking, all that curse shit is just to scare gullible idiots. I thought that too until I picked up the fertility idol and sprouted these puppies. 

Now I’m going to have to explain to my girlfriend why I have a pussy instead of my normal equipment. Unless you want the same problem I suggest you look but don’t touch.

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