It's a mystery

Oh man I can’t believe I’m still stuck in Julie’s body. It was only supposed to be for the weekend but now it’s been months.

I thought it would be a blast to swap with my big sister and go to Jeff’s party while she stayed at home and did my home work and it was pretty good, I guess…

To be honest I don’t really remember much of it. I recall swapping with her and her being pissed off but not but not being able to do much about it. And then Jeff picking me up and taking me to the party and everyone being real friendly and happy to see me or rather to see Julie. And then there was a lot of beer and things get a bit fuzzy, I think I was dancing at one point and Jeff was there and I seem to remember thinking what a good friend he is because he was being so nice and then…

No it’s no good I’m still drawing a blank, the next thing I remember is waking up the next day feeling sick and aching all over especially down there. I guess that’s normal I wouldn’t really know, I’d never had so much to drink before and I’d certainly never had to deal with a hangover as a girl before.

Anyway when I tried to swap us back I couldn’t! I thought it was just temporary, maybe the booze was messing with my powers but by the time Monday morning came around it was pretty clear we were stuck.

And man was Julie pissed! Cursing me up and down, threatening to tell Mom and Dad, a whole big scene. Eventually she calmed down a bit and I promised to figure out how to swap back as soon as I could. In the mean time she made promise not to let anyone know what happened, I guess she’s embarrassed to let on that her kid brother is running around in her body.

I’ve been going along with it because I figure I owe her that much but Jeeze she can be a pain. Telling me what to wear, insisting I put on makeup and eat what she tells me so her body doesn’t get fat. She even gave me this whole lecture on “feminine hygiene” showing me how to wipe when I pee and how to use a tampon for when her period comes round. All of which was just gross and totally unnecessary, I mean it’s been ages and I haven’t even had a period and her stupid diet plan doesn’t even work. I’m just hungry all the time and look at how big her tummy has gotten and now I’m getting all emotional again, ugh, stupid girlie hormones.

The sooner I’m back to being a guy the better