Anonymous asked: Forgive me but I think I have to beat you for causing my girlfriend and I to break up. Out of the blue she ditched the DnD session she was DMing, maxed my credit card on clothes and at salons, went club hopping all weekend, and woke up next to some frat boy. She claimed someone stole her body and I didn't believe her until I ran across your blog here. So I'm a little pissed off and you better watch your back.
Woah, hey, let’s not be hasty here. Walking away from a perfectly good game of D&D sounds very out of character for me. Yes, under this glamorous exterior beats the heart of a huge nerd ;)
Besides, I’m not the only body hopper around here. It could have been any number of talented folks like @rachelthedreamer she’s been suspiciosly quiet recently, maybe it was her? Or @evie-hyde , she’s always up to some mischief or other. Maybe even @shadow211e or @shadowbornkayla . Heck, I could go on listing names like @mara-mischief @adaggerpointed @creation-tg @katstgtfcaptions@thestrangeone2380 @theswappingpage but it’s probably easier if you check out my following tab.
And if you still aren’t convinced I doubt you’ll be doing much ass-kicking with the cute little body you have now…
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