Fairy Tale

Bimbohearts said: Someoneeeee should write a story about meeeeeee

Once upon a time in a far away land lived a sweet young maiden named Tess. She lived in a cosy cottage with a brave and kind lady knight who was her best friend and protector and dearest love in all the world. The two of them sang and danced all day and at night the cuddled by the fire and made love under the stars.  

Until one day an evil witch came to their cottage. She had heard the stories of the sweet young maid, How she had the kindest heart and the most impressive bosom in all the land and she wished to see both for herself.  So she spied on the happy couple as they sang and danced and made love under the stars and because her heart was full of envy and hate she flew into a terrible fury to see two people so happy.

“Stop!” she commanded appearing before them “Stop being so happy. You make me sick. I’ll make sure you are never happy again!”

And with that she cast a terrible spell stealing Tess’ magnificent bosom for herself. When the spell was done the witch’s black witch gown was overflowing and poor Tess was flat as a board. Tess cried and cried at witch’s cruel spell and could not be comforted no matter how the kind lady night tried. Only one thing could dry her tears. So the brave lady knight took up her sword rode after the witch to take back what was stolen. 

For a day and a night she rode until she caught up with the witch and cornered her. 

For a day and a night they fought the knight using all her strength and skill but to no avail. The witch was too powerful to be defeated with a sword so she used her wits instead.

For a day and a night she challenged the witch with tricks and riddles but she was too cunning to fall into any of the knight’s traps. 

As the battle entered the next day Tess arrived just as the witch was about to finally defeat the knight. She rushed to her loves side and begged the witch to spare her, she could keep her breasts and go in peace if she would just let them stay together. 

Just as all seemed lost an amazing thing happened. Where strength and guile had failed the power of love prevailed. The witch found that she could not bring herself to destroy such a brave and loving soul. Her hard heart melted and she saw how she had allowed petty jealousy to twist her. She swore she would dedicate her life to making amends for all the bad things she had done starting with restoring Tess. In a flash her boobs were back in there proper place and Tess and her lady lived happily ever after.

(Source: bimbohearts)