Emma, Appologise

Anonymous asked: This is Emma, the woman of the body you stole today, and wanted to ASK you why you took my body and what did you do that put you in jail.
Oh um hi Emma… Gosh this is awkward. Sorry about that whole stealing your body thing. It’s not like I’m setting out to mess with people I just get these ideas and feel like I have to write them down and then *poof* they happen.
As for why Officer Reno felt the need to take me downtown… Did you know you (your body that is) have a really low tolerance for alcohol? Because it does. I was out with  a few drinks and I couldn’t have had more than two or three before things started to get a little hazy. I know at some point we ended up at at a strip club and I guess I kind of maxed out your card. (I’ll pay you back I swear) It must of been about then that some suggested I could make a little cash on the side and the next thing I know I’m up on the stage shaking what your Momma gave me. I’m not much of a dancer but I guess you must have some moves because, muscle memory or whatever, I was killing it. The crowd loved me. I was racking in the cash until some killjoy reported me. The bouncers tried to kick me but I didn’t want to go quietly. There was a fight, a very very short fight. 

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I guess you know the rest but don’t worry I was able get all that sorted and now I’m out and about again :)

Comments

  1. Hello, Miss Spinny :)

    I'd like to request a caption where it's sort of a letter. The first letter would be the body thief who has taken over the other persons life and is living it and sort of gloating.

    Then the second part could be a response ranging anywhere from absolutely hating the fact that the thief has gotten away and is living well, to having made their new life their own and enjoying themselves also. I'll leave it up to you, but this was totally inspired by this lovely caption. :)

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