Oh sweetie, no!

For Terry the accident that landed him in his neighbour Ellen's body seemed like the opportunity of a life time. Unfortunately, his strict parents and sheltered upbringing meant that the horny young man had little idea about what to do with a female body, even when that body was his own. After an hour of clumsy fumbling with is new parts he was just sore and increasingly frustrated. He was on the verge of giving up on the whole thing when a thought occurred to him.
"The guys are always talking about getting a girl wet," he mused "Maybe I should try that?"
He grabbed a bottle of iced water from the cooler prepared for the thrill of his life...
His shriek of shock was loud enough it bought Ellen in his original body running from next door. Shame faced he'd had to explain what he was trying to do expecting her to scold him for messing with her private parts. Instead she just laughed and hugged him.
"Oh sweetie, no!" she said with a sympathetic smile "That's not how it works at all. I was hoping we'd both be back where we belong before this came up but I probably should have known better. Why don't you you come with me and I'll give you the girl talk before you do yourself an injury."
She went inside and he followed feeling like he was entering a whole new world.