Fucked up
It could be the part where I was so convinced my girlfriend was cheating on me I paid a fortune teller a thousand bucks to transport me into her body.
Or it could be the part where that crazy voodoo shit actually worked and I ended up riding along inside her head while she went out "with the girls".
Or maybe it was when her date turned out to be my fucking best friend! I'd have kicked his ass there and then but of course I was just a passenger inside her body so I just had to sit there listening to his lame chat and feeling her pussy getting juiced up.
Obviously the part where they went back to his place to fuck like porn stars and I learned exactly what it feels like for a woman to be pounded until she literally passes out from sheer pleasure has to be a strong contender.
Oh who am I kidding? The most fucked up part is clearly that; the next time she goes for a "girl's night" I'm going straight back to that fortune teller and paying her to cast the same spell again!
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