NU-You; Dream Diet



 

I'd tried everything to lose weight, diets, exercise, all kinds of supplements and plans. Nothing ever really worked. Maybe I'd shift a few pounds at first but I always end up right back where I started in the end. So, I was understandably sceptical when a packet labelled "Nu-You No Effort Miracle Diet Formula" fell through my door
. The packaging carried all sorts of wild promises about the product changing my life and helping me achieve my dream, the usual. What did catch my eye was the complete absence of any mention of price just a number to call to "to receive future offers" from the company.

Well, sceptical or not I couldn't say no to a freebie and there was always the fait hope it might work. I took three of the little pink pills before bed as instructed half expecting to be calling poison control before morning. What I couldn't possibly expect was to wake up looking like this!

To be fair I did lose weight, along with about eight inches in height and all of my body hair and more importantly my cock!

I've been calling the company all morning just hoping they can fix me. Because while I'm sure some folks might consider transforming from a husky guy into a petite redhead a dream for me it's a nightmare!

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