Hot Body Spray

 

HOT BODY SPRAY, the label in my genius sister's handwriting read. 

Obviously I was going to assume it was some kind of cooling spray. We were in the middle of a heat wave and Kelly was alway coming up with useful stuff like that. What else I supposed to think? I know, I know, I shouldn't have taken it but I just wanted some relief from the heat. 

How could I have know it was full of body enhancing nantes designed to improve my nerdy sister's looks? It's not like medical grade nanites are common place even in our house. It wasn't until the miraculous little machines had started their work that it even occurred to me that things might not be how I'd assumed. 

Before I knew it I was sprouting tits and long blonde hair. The nanites working just as well on my male body as they would have on hers. I might even have turned out a little better than she would have since I had a bit more material to work with. Not even the best technology can make something out of nothing so there's no way Kelly could have ended up with a rack as impressive as mine. 

Regardless, she'll be pretty pissed when she gets home and finds I used the whole can. Not to mention the fact that I've already scoured a date with the cute lab tech she's been mooning after for weeks. Maybe she'll forgive me if I set her up with his brother. 

Hmm, we could have a double date, won't that be fun?