Swap Vacation: Second honeymoon
Aw come on baby don't be like this. I know this isn't what you expected when we decided to take a swap vacation but you can't always get every last detail you ask for when you book at the last minute.
Okay I appreciate swapping into a woman's body is not such a minor detail for you honey. I swear when I asked to exchange with a married couple it never even occurred to me we might get matched with same sex spouses.
But look on the bright side, for the next two weeks we've got this lovely house all to our selves. We're young again, at the peak of health and desirability, what's a few stray Y chromosomes compared to that?
I know this must be strange for you but you're still my husband in there so don't pretend you're not attracted to me in this body, I can see your nipples poking through your top from here!
Let's just relax and let ourselves enjoy it. I swear we can still make this the second honeymoon we've been dreaming of.
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