Who's Fooled?
What are you talking about, I always fix your breakfast like this? I love getting you all excited in the morning. It's the best way to start the day...
Now you're being weird, you've never had a flatmate. Why would you need one you when you've got me, your hot sexy wifey? You know I'm happy to pay all our bills and do everything you need from me...
What?
I don't understand?
Are you saying that I'm your flatmate? Your male flatmate? And what, I transformed into your dream girl like one of those silly stories on the internet? That's...
Ooh, I see! You're teasing me!
Teh-hee,you had me going for a second there until I remembered it's April Fools.
Well, nice try Mister. This jokes on you! I'll have to of think of a fun way to pay you back.
Imagine, thinking I'd fall for that one. I may act like a bimbo sometimes but I'm no fool!
(Model: Rachel Cooke)
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