Today I Learned

 

So, TIL: 

• Magic is real! I found a dusty old book in a yard sale, and it turned out to be full of real working spells.

• Possession spells are easy! The first spell I tried happened to turn me into an invisible spirit. I could go anywhere. Float through walls. Even dive into other people's bodies and take control of them. 

• I like my wife's body, a lot! I decided it would be fun to surprise my wife with my new abilities, so I flew downtown and found her hard at work in her office. On impulse, I jumped into her, loving the feel of her soft warm flesh becoming my own. I've always enjoyed her body, but being inside it, feeling her tits on my chest and pussy between my legs, was a thrill unlike anything I've ever known.

• The bitch has been cheating on me! I was so distracted by the delights of being a woman that I didn't even notice her boss walking in. I yanked my hand away from my panties and began stammering an excuse but instead of hauling me over the coals or even firing me on the spot the bastard kissed me.

• I may not be as straight as I've always assumed! Even more shocking, I kissed him back! He smelled so good and his strong arms wrapped around me as his tongue danced with mine. I felt myself melt inside, my head spinning and my horny new cunt burning with my need for him.

• Blow jobs are as much fun to give as they are to receive! "Now baby, you know I don't like you touching yourself without permission," he told me reaching to grab a handful of my well-rounded ass, "I think you owe me an apology for being a bad girl." I didn't need any more prompting than that. I dropped to my knees, knowing exactly what he wanted from me. Almost shaking with lust as I freed his magnificent cock and began sucking on it like it was my last meal. I don't know if it was some kind of muscle memory or if I'm just a natural at giving head, but I soon had him moaning my wife's name as he fucked my face. I thrilled at the hard smooth heat of him filling my mouth and when he came I greedily swallowed every last thick salty drop.

• He's a terrible liar, but that's okay! He said I'm the best lay he's ever had. He told me he loves me, that he's leaving his wife, so we can run off together and do nothing but fuck night and day. He didn't fool me, of course, I know better than most girls what kind of bullshit guys will shovel if they think it's what a woman wants to hear. I told him he was very sweet and promised he could bend me over his desk and fuck my ass next time, but he was buying me dinner first.

• I can't think of a single reason to ever give this body up!  According to the spell book, there's no time limit on how long I can keep this body. Now I've had a little taste of life as a gold digging home wrecking slut. I don't blame my wife for running around on me, not now I know how it feels to be her, but I'm never going back to being a pathetic cuck of a man.

• I'm the top bitch now and it feels so good!