A pair of your own
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Assumptions
I know what you're thinking. A pretty young thing like me, working as a mechanic, what's that all about? "Did she used to be a guy?" You might be wondering if you've spent some time in certain corners of the Internet, "Was she some loud overbearing grease monkey until she pissed off the wrong girl and got transformed into a hottie?" Well, shame on you, that's a gross and sexist assumption based on outdated patriarchal notions of gender roles. Not that you'd be wrong, mind. That is exactly what happened, ran my mouth when I should have shut it, and ZAP! I wound up looking like a calendar girl. I'm half the size I was, none of my old clothes fit, and all my guy friends are trying to get in my panties. I'm lucky to still have a job but I'm not sure if the boss is keeping me on because I'm such a hard worker or because he thinks he's got a chance with me... Anyway, my point is, you shouldn't make assumptions about people. Tru...
If only it were possible!
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