Some Guys Never Learn

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 We'll damn when my ex curses a guy she doesn't mess around. 

Look at the size of these things! I feel like someone glued a pair of volleyballs to my chest.

I guess this is what I get for sleeping with her sister. Oh, she's really going to make me grovel to get my cock back.

Or...

This might be the estrogen talking but, I've got an urge to call her brother instead. He's pretty fucking hot now I stop to think about it. Mmm, it's not like she could be any madder at me..

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  1. Somebody Else6 March 2023 at 01:36

    I'd just be begging to get rid of the ugly-ass tats....
    Everything else would be just fine in my book!!

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